I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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