Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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