I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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