Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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