Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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