Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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