Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
what the fuck happened to the tacos
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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