does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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