i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
