I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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