Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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