it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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