So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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