I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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