this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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