Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
