just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We are two peas in an std pod
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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