Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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