She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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