Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
