I got her a Nickelback box set.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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