well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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