YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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