Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
