Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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