I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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