She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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