i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
These tits shall not be calmed
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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