I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
