no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
