He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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