we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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