no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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