...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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