In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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