Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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