I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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