Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Couch. On fire.
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