I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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