I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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