Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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