big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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