I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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