This girl is more easily done than said...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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