We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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