Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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