ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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