that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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