Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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