There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize