So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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