hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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