I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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