A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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