My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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